Posts Tagged ‘bullshit’

Message to McCain re Bin Laden

October 8, 2008

My friend, ever since you started your second campaign to run for president, you have been mouthing off about following Bin Laden to the gates of hell. You have also repeatedly said that you KNOW how to get Bin Laden. You said it again last night at the debate.

My friend – if you really know how to get Bin Laden, have you shared that little secret with your buddy George Bush? if you did, how come Bin Laden has not been caught yet? If you didn’t, then shame on you. Is it not your patriotic duty to provide your government with information that will lead to the capture of the mass murderer that killed 3000 Americans? Or are you saying that we have to wait till we elect you first before you will go get Bin Laden?

Or maybe you know nothing about how to capture Bin Laden at all. This is just some bravado bullshit that spews out of your mouth. My friend – Just because you had been captured yourself does not mean that you have the smarts to capture someone else. 

So give it a rest – my friend. As the pig with lipstick will say – You betcha my friend.

McCain and Bin Laden

October 2, 2008

McCain is fond of saying that he will “follow Bin Laden to the gates of hell” and that he KNOWS how to catch Bin Laden.

Well, if he know how to catch Bin Laden, has he told his pal Bush? How come Bin Laden has not been captured yet? Or is it just some bravado bullshit that McCain is spewing out of his mouth?

At the ripe old age of 72 and with a long history of skin cancer, it is likely that McCain will beat Bin Laden to the gates of hell. His father dropped dead at 70 and had no history of cancer.

President Palin? Anyone?